Saturday, November 19, 2005

Numero Veinte

Bob, as you requested:

Twenty Things You'll Love To Hate About Me

1. I have put on 7 kilos since coming to university. S-E-V-E-N. No shit.

2. I am attached to Meng. Not related to the friendly primate at the zoo.

3. My parents can't spell Meng's full name properly. It's always Weimeng, Weeming, Weimin... Everything but the very simple Weiming.

3. I address the people I talk the most with by one-syllable names- Meng Jun Toe Syl Chiayin (said really quickly- Chaaiiin) Bob Koof Pao Cong Rox Lu. You get the idea.

4. Since my 20th birthday last month, I have lied twice that I am 19.

5. I run. A lot. Despite my mom's insistence that it will cause my ovaries to sag.

6. I eat even more. I have on average, 1 meal and 6 snacks a day.

7. I have 5 earholes.

8. The wireless network in my house is named after my dog.

9. I hate my body. Everything I want big is too small, everything I want small is too big.

10. My wardrobe is bursting. But I only feel like a fashionista when I nip my mom's clothes to wear.

11. I know the Mambo handsigns to Square Rooms. Yes, shame.

12. I can't take coffee, but love coffee-flavoured food. I can't live without Meiji Coffee MILK (haha)

13. I have a destructive streak in me. I made Zhimin's one-day-old iPod Nano two months old instantly.

14. I am extremely un-Singaporean. I abhor chili and think durians stink. (I perfumed my hands the last time I happened to come into contact with the putrid fruit)

15. I think the two most beautiful people in the world are my two grandmothers. I am not biased.

16. My sister is prettier than me.

17. My dad to me, is what Newcastle FC is to Meng and Bob.

18. I have 2 permanent scars on my knee, sustained 11 years apart from each other.

19. I pretend I don't like deep-fried food, or say I can't eat it cos I've got a sore throat. In truth, I absolutely adore it.

20. I have never read, and do not intend to read Harry Potter.

-And I hereby command Jun, Lulu, Chiayin, Toe and Rox to do so.

20 lines. All about yourself.


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